Dear Rich Sommer,
My wife sent me this article about you and I must say this has gone too far. I can no longer sit idly by as you shamelessly and wantonly bandy about my likeness attached grotesquely to your face like some sort Buffalo Bill character talking endlessly about your board game blog and personal friendship with Chris Messina.
Have you NO SHAME, RICH!?!?
Now I have to spend the rest of my week as the guy who looks like the guy on Mad Men! That is so humiliating! How would you like if people kept calling you the guy who just started a Tumbler Blog dedicated to exposing the truth about how a celebrity has STOLEN YOUR IDENTITY? HUH?
Not very good I bet. Not very good at all.
Good Day Mr Sommer. This will not be the last you’ve heard from me.